Friends will get up at 7am on a Sunday and drive 45 minutes to your house to help you surprise-paint your mothers bedroom.
Friends will spill paint on the drop cloth within 2 minutes of beginning to paint, and will leave said puddle there and just walk around it.
That same friend will then step in the spilled paint, giving you a reason to laugh at them.
You will return the favor later by stepping in the paint puddle, too.
Now you are even.
Friends will reset your circuit breaker box for you when you get paint in the outlet holes and blow the fuses.
Friends will help you get all of this done by 1030am so that you still have the whole rest of your day to enjoy yourself.
I heard you were going to a movie.....
I have to go home and clean house.
Hey, if YOU were any kind of friend you would give me your movie tickets and go clean my house.